July 12, 2001
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ok. The joke of the day is now in order. first of all, i would like to complain about how much noise offices have, everything from the hum of the computer to the loud noise of the air conditioner blowing out air.
on a brighter note, i received my first huge whopping paycheck!!! 53 hours worth of work in one paycheck!! man, i'm very happy.
i also added a counter at the bottom of the page so you guys can see how popular (or unpopular (actually very unpublicized)) this page is.
so, heres the joke:
An American, traveling on a train in Europe, met a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer. While they were talking business, the Cuban took out four cigars and passed them around. After lighting his own cigar, the Cuban took one drag and then threw it out the window, explaining that cigars were of no consequence in his country since there was such an abundance of them.
After dinner, the Russian passed out bottles of vodka. After taking just one swig, he threw the bottle out the window, explaining that vodka was of no consequence since, in Russia, it was so plentiful.
The American businessman sat in quiet contemplation for several minutes then arose and threw the lawyer out the window.
Comments (2)
hahah, funny one. but i'm going to be a lawyer.. so it isn't that funny. truman, i would go on instant messenger if i could, but i can't.. company doesn't allow it.. because we have important work and stuff to do =P.. yea, but we're not allowed to download it
you don't have to d/l it to be online.....you can just use some java form of it, just go to http://www.aol.com and check it out.
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